June 09, 2004

Wisdom is what people say you have when you find an apparently objective reason for them to do what they were going to do anyway.

Smile of the day:

A teacher, trying to translate the concept of blood circulation, said, "Now if I stood on my head, the blood would run into it, and I would turn red in the face. So why is it that while I am standing upright, the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

Came the enthusiastic answer: " 'Cause yer feet ain't empty."

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