June 25, 2004

When some sporting events end, one need not have actually watched them to know the outcome. Just listen for the spontaneous street celebrations!

Smile of the day:

David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has no previous experience, he skillfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation. As the horse gallops along at a steady pace, Victoria admiringly watches her husband.

After a short time, David becomes a bit casual. Almost immediately he begins to lose his grip in the saddle. He starts to panic and grabs the horse round the neck, shouting for it to stop. Victoria screams and shouts for someone to help her husband, who has by now slipped completely out of the saddle, saved from hitting the ground only by the fact that he still has a grip on the horse's neck.

David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops along, David's head is now banging against the ground, and he is slowly slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is getting absolutely frantic, screaming and screaming for help!

Finally, hearing her screams, the security guard comes out of the store ... and unplugs the horse.

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